Multidimensional Nerd

by Kristeen Ann

Psychedelic Medicine
Opens the Door.
Private Journeys & Group Retreats
Integration
Transforms Your Life.
Whether you're navigating a major life transition, exploring your spirituality, recovering from pains of the past, or simply longing to reconnect with yourself, Ketamine-Assisted Coaching offers an intentional space to pause, listen deeply, and realign with what matters most.
Ketamine-Assisted Coaching
Ketamine is an FDA-approved medication that has been prescribed off-label for decades to support mental health and well-being. By temporarily quieting the brain's habitual patterns of thinking, it can create space for greater clarity, fresh perspective, and a deeper connection to your intuition. But we don't believe that ketamine is what transforms your life.
Ketamine opens the door. Integration transforms your life.
That's why every experience led by Kristeen Ann, Certified Conscious Ketamine Coach®, and the team at Multidimensional Nerd is intentionally designed to support your entire journey ... not just the day of your retreat.
Every Private Journey and Group Retreat includes intentional preparation, a professionally facilitated medicine experience, and a minimum of 30 days of integration support because we believe the deepest transformation happens through the ways you live into the insights you receive.
Our intention is to help you transform profound moments of awareness into lasting, embodied change ... rather than simply having a "nice trip" that ends when the medicine wears off.
Feel deeply held as you reconnect with your inner wisdom.
Every Experience Includes
Whether you're exploring a Private Journey or a Group Retreat, every Ketamine-Assisted Coaching experience is thoughtfully designed around the same intentional process ...
Medical Coordination
Introduction to a trusted medical provider for your telehealth assessment and, if appropriate, ketamine prescription ... making the process simple, supportive, and seamless.
Intentional Preparation
Lay a strong foundation for your journey with a virtual preparation session designed to help you enter your experience with clarity, confidence, and intention.
Ketamine Journey
Be held within a safe, compassionate container that invites you to slow down, let go, and reconnect with your inner wisdom throughout your experience (up to 4 hours).
30 Days of Integration Support
Three virtual Integration Coaching Sessions designed to help you embody the wisdom from your journey and create lasting transformation.
Unlimited Spotlight
Coaching
Unlimited 15-minute, 1:1 coaching sessions throughout your 30-day integration period for personalized support when needed.
Private Integration Community
Stay connected through our private integration community, where you'll find encouragement, accountability, and meaningful connection.

Private Journeys
Deeply personalized ketamine immersions for individuals and couples seeking an experience tailored entirely to their unique intentions, pace, and needs.
When your journey calls for privacy, individualized support, and the freedom to move at your own pace, a 1:1 Ketamine-Assisted Coaching Immersion offers a deeply personal path toward healing, clarity, and transformation.
Together, we'll create a safe, supportive container where you can slow down, reconnect with your inner wisdom, and explore your experience with compassionate guidance every step of the way.
From intentional preparation through deep integration, every aspect of your journey is thoughtfully designed to help you transform insight into lasting, embodied change.
Upcoming Retreats
Whether you're looking for an accessible one-day experience or a multi-day destination retreat immersed in nature, each retreat is thoughtfully designed to provide a safe, supportive container for healing, transformation, and deep remembering.

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ILLUMINATE
A Ketamine-Assisted Spa Day Retreat
Friday, August 28th • Montrose, CO
Close out your summer with this restorative, accessible, one-day retreat that's designed to hold space for you to reconnect with your inner light and illuminate your path forward... so you move with more confidence and ease.
Includes complementary modalities such as sound healing, ceremonial cacao, massage therapy, and other restorative practices... followed by 30 days of integration support. to help you embody the wisdom of your journey and create lasting transformation.
*Space for 4 Participants

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ROOTED
A Ketamine-Assisted Spa Day Retreat
Friday, October 9th • Montrose, CO
As autumn invites us inward, this accessible, one-day retreat offers space to slow down, reconnect with yourself, and cultivate the stability needed to navigate life's next season with greater presence and trust.
Includes complementary modalities such as sound healing, ceremonial cacao, massage therapy, and other restorative practices... followed by 30 days of integration support. to help you embody the wisdom of your journey and create lasting transformation.
*Space for 4 Participants

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STILLNESS
A 4 Day, 3 Night Ketamine-Assisted Retreat
November 5–8, 2026 • Near Joshua Tree, CA
Step away from the noise of everyday life and immerse yourself in four days of reflection and profound transformation near the breathtaking beauty of Joshua Tree. Surrounded by the expansive desert landscapes and open skies, you'll have the opportunity to slow down, reconnect with your inner-wisdom.
This intimate retreat weaves together Ketamine-Assisted Coaching, complementary healing modalities, nourishing meals, and meaningful connection within a small, supportive group. You'll be supported in transforming powerful moments of insight into lasting, embodied change.
*Space for 8 Participants

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EMERGE
A 4 Day, 3 Night Ketamine-Assisted Retreat
February 2027 • Sedona, AZ
After a season of reflection, step into what's next with greater clarity, confidence, and trust. Surrounded by the awe-inspiring red rocks of Sedona, you'll spend four days immersed in intentional healing, deep connection, and transformative experiences designed to help you reconnect with the truest version of yourself.
Through Ketamine-Assisted Coaching, complementary healing modalities, nourishing meals, and compassionate guidance, you'll be supported before, during, and long after your retreat. Return home feeling grounded in your inner wisdom and empowered to embody the life that's ready to emerge.
*Space for 8 Participants
Meet Your Guide
Kristeen Ann Smith
Founder of Multidimensional Nerd | Certified Conscious Ketamine-Assisted Coach® | Retreat Facilitator | Intuitive Mentor
My journey into this work began after the tragic loss of my brother, Andrew, in 2010. While navigating profound grief, I found myself heavily medicated following a misdiagnosis. It wasn't until I explored alternative approaches to healing that I began reconnecting with myself, reclaiming my life, and remembering the purpose I now feel called to share with others.
For more than 15 years since, I've supported individuals, leaders, and organizations through seasons of growth, transition, and transformation, serving over 10,000+ hours as an Intuitive Coach. My background as a Certified Conscious Ketamine-Assisted Coach®, Retreat Facilitator, and former Clinical Hypnotherapist has shaped a grounded, holistic approach that honors both the wisdom of the medicine and the importance of intentional preparation and deep integration.
Whether I'm guiding a Private Journey, facilitating a retreat, or supporting someone through integration, my intention is always the same: to help you reconnect with your own inner wisdom while remaining deeply rooted in your humanity.
I believe we are not broken. We are remembering. It is an honor to walk alongside others on that journey. And I know my brother, Andrew, is super-proud!

Frequently Asked Questions
If you have questions outside of what is covered in the comprehensive section below, Book Your Free Clarity Call at your earliest convenience.
Curious, Nerd?
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