Multidimensional Nerd
by Kristeen Ann
A Sacred Immersion for Women into Balance, Union, and Renewal...
At the turning of the Wheel, when day and night stand as equals, we gather in sacred circle. Mabon, the Fall Equinox, is a threshold ... a time to honor the harvest, surrender to the descent, and step into balance with grace and devotion.
This retreat is an invitation to walk the Priestess Path of Mabon: to embody the mysteries of union, to release what no longer serves, and to rise renewed in sisterhood, ceremony, and sacred medicine.
What Awaits You
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Sister, You are the Priestess...
How does a weekend immersed in ceremony, ritual, and sacred plant medicine sound to you?
This is our first year holding this transformative retreat in Montrose, CO — and we are thrilled to invite you into the mysteries of Mabon (aka the Fall Equinox).
We’ll gather under the open sky, glamping at X-Pression Sacred Space, connecting deeply with the elements and with each other.
You’ll move your body and your spirit through sacred dance, guided meditations, drumming, and embodiment practices, feeling the balance of light and dark within yourself.
We’ll explore the medicine of Cacao, Hape, Mama Ganja, and Microdosing (partaking is always optional), opening the heart and awakening the senses for deep inner reflection.
We’ll honor the harvest and the turning of the seasons with nature walks, journaling, and ritual offerings, taking time to witness the fruits of what we’ve sown this year.
Together, we’ll craft sacred tools to carry the energy of this retreat home, and learn practices to integrate the wisdom you've gained into your everyday life.
If your soul is calling you to step fully into your power and sacred path, register today! This intimate retreat is for up to 12 women, with two possible scholarship spots.
Our retreat begins Friday (9/19) afternoon and concludes Sunday (9/21) afternoon, and includes glamping accommodations, all ceremony supplies, and nourishing meals to support your body, heart, and soul throughout the weekend.
What is Ketamine-Assisted Coaching?
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Ceremonial Cacao
Beloved as the “Food of the Gods,” cacao has been used in ceremony for thousands of years to open the heart, awaken joy, and deepen connection. In sacred space, she softens our edges, allowing us to feel more fully, love more openly, and receive the wisdom of our inner voice. Together we’ll sip this rich medicine, inviting her to guide us into deeper presence and heart-led living.
Indigenous Hapé
Hapé is a finely ground, sacred tobacco snuff prepared by Indigenous tribes of the Amazon. Offered in prayer, it clears the mind, grounds the spirit, and opens pathways of clarity. With reverence for its origins, we will work ceremonially with hapé as an ally of the Earth—anchoring our energy, aligning us with truth, and restoring balance within body and soul.
Mama Ganja
Long honored as a sacred plant teacher, cannabis invites us to soften into her gentle embrace, dissolving barriers that keep us from our own wisdom. When used ceremonially, she can heighten intuition, deepen meditation, and awaken creativity. In guided space, Mama Ganja helps us weave connection between body, spirit, and the wider web of life, reminding us of our natural rhythm.
Microdosing
The practice of microdosing invites subtle yet profound shifts in awareness. This can heighten presence, inspire creativity, and gently attune us to the unseen layers of self and spirit. In sacred space, microdosing becomes a path of remembering, opening the doorway to new ways of perceiving and living in alignment with our soul.
*Partaking of any of our sacred, legally allowed, plant medicine offerings is always optional. Intake form and waiver required for all participants.
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Investment Options
The Stillness Retreat is available for up to 8 participants, for an intimate, high desert, Ketamine-Assisted Coaching immersive experience!
Full Retreat Experience
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Glamping accommodations for 4 days and 3 nights near Joshua Tree, CA
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Freshly prepared, health-conscious meals (GF + Vegan options)
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Sacred plant medicine (always optional to partake)
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All teachings, shamanic ceremonies, and retreat rituals
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Sound healing, drumming, guided meditation, and somatic movement
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Crafting sacred, take-home tools to carry your wisdom into the season
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Online post-retreat group integration session
Register by September 8th and receive a BONUS 1:1 Integration Session after the retreat!
Payment Plans Available
Simply click the investment button above to access PayPal's zero interest "PayLater" feature!
Have Your Own Place to Stay?
Get a Reduced Rate
If you're local or have another option for staying off-site, you're still welcome to attend the retreat at a reduced rate!
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Read the Fine Print
Each Priestess is required to arrive sober and on time for the start of the retreat to ensure a sacred experience for all involved. After you register, you'll receive an email with preparation guidance to make the most out of your experience!
For your comfort, please bring ___________.
We understand that busy Priestesses sometimes discover reasons why they cannot take this time away, after they have registered, and that life happens. While we do not offer refunds, you are welcome to transfer your retreat to another Priestess, prior to the start of the retreat.
Meet Your Guides
The Flow of the Weekend
This is our tentative flow for the Priestess Path of Mabon! An official schedule will be emailed and handed out at the retreat.
Friday, September 18th
2:00pm: Arrival & Camp Setup
3:00pm: Welcome & House Keeping
3:30pm: Calling in The Watch Towers
4:00pm: About Mabon
4:30pm: Hape Ceremony
5:30pm: Sacred Dance Party
6:00pm: Dinner
6:30pm: Cacao Ceremony
7:30pm: Guided Meditation
8:30pm: Fireside Chat
9:30pm: Closing Down
Saturday, September 19th
7:00am: Sunrise Ancestor Ceremony
8:00am: Goddess Dance
9:00am: Breakfast
10:00am: Journaling & Reflection
11:00am: Hape Ceremony
11:30am: Oracle Cards & Mini Channeled Readings
12:30pm: Light Lunch
1:30pm: Cacao Ceremony
2:00pm: Guided Meditation with Sound Healing
3:00pm: Snack with Pair & Share or Manifesting Jars
4:00pm: Nature Walk or Reflective Time
5:00pm: Light Dinner
6:00pm: Plant Medicine Introduction (Sarah)
7:00pm: Plant Medicine Ceremony (Sarah)
9:00pm: Fireside Chat
Sunday, September 20th
10:00am: Guided Meditation
10:30am: Brunch
11:30am: Mabon Invocation
12:30pm: Rose Petal Ceremony
1:30pm: Closing Words (KK)
2:00pm: Load Out & Cleanup
*Having time to process and integrate after the retreat is very helpful - even if just for a few hours. Making plans with your family or preparing in advance to return home to a "responsibility-free" zone is highly reccomended.
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Answer the Call
This sacred gathering is for women up to 12 women who feel the call to:
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Deepen their connection to the mysteries of the seasons
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Step into the balance of light and shadow with reverence
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Explore sacred plant medicine in a supportive, priestess-led container
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Receive renewal through ritual, ceremony, and community
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Clarify their direction and build their confidence to boldly take next steps
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Be held in the embrace of nature, under the autumn sky
🌙 If your soul feels the pull of the Mabon mysteries ... if you are ready to rise, and to embody the wholeness of the Priestess Path — we welcome you.